My friend Shemar came by yesterday and ohhh he was soooo excited because he had won some tickets from the radio station for a special premier to the new batman movie.? Now Shemar and I don’t read comics and otherwise except for when cute Val Kilmer played him (shame he isn’t so cute now) but we do love to let our eyes linger on that yummy Christian Bale…(now that is a christian that can baptise my head anytime) and of course he is in it.? So once our excitement at winning and getting to go see Christian before any of our friends could we got ready, grabbed dinner and headed to the show…My opinion of Batman ?? Haaaated it…first Christian spent way too much time in that ugly black/grey suit and it was so padded that we didn’t get to see his lean muscled physique.? That girl just kept appearing and wrecking scene after scene and even the yummy looking DA who sure looked like he buttered his buns the same way I do was also portrayed as a straight and poor Christian got hit and kicked and shot at and explosions hurting him…It was traumatic watching it and crying out “watch out christian watch out” as we had to watch his pretty face get marred? Sooo for any of you who were thinking about going to Batman…don’t bother instead relax, sit back and instead enjoy Black Power and watch a Real Dark Knight wield his lance the way they should have let yummy Christian show off his. (god I hate how movies cater to the straight audiences)

There is just something about a lean ebony black man gleaming as the light hits his skin that gets my skin on fire and my semen swimming.? The way the muscular definition is soooo defined mmmm.? The dusky demigod superhunks in Black Power are a perfect example of this.? As soon as I saw their muscled obsidian muscles flexing I literally gasped in pleasure and my eyes were riveted to the screen and my hand was riveted around my cock.? It’s times like that I wish I had lived 150 years ago and owned some black slaves….I would have been very nice to them and their only rule is that they had to stay naked and no women allowed.? No whips unless thats what they are into.? The action itself in this movie showed that things can also be fun if you put an ebony giant or two in charge of an eager to please young white guy whose ass they owned thoroughly.? The biggest highlight of Black Power is the bright sunshine in the last two scenes.? Why would sunshine be such a hot thing in a movie you wonder…well silly nilly use your noodle and not the one between your legs…the sun makes the ebony highlights and dusky shadows of the skin stand out more bringing the full muscley form of these hunks to full profile…and the way it contrasts with that creamy white skin when they press against each other…this is eroticism at its finest.? Sooo this coming weekend remember, make your dark knight viewing the one you’ll really enjoy instead of watching yummy Christian run around in leather that doesn’t even leave his butt cheeks showing.

You know how sometimes a title can really mislead you and make you feel as though your expectations have just been totally betrayed and violated ?? Like when you meet some hunky looking guy online and he is all telling you about his 9 and a half inch cock yet when you meet him you realize that he had used some Canadian ruler or something weird like that and its really 9 and a half centimeters ?? (which is about 4 inches) and you just feel betrayed cos the package wasn’t as advertised….Well when I was a teen I experienced that kind of marketing violation of my mind for the first time.? I was a little buzzed…walking thru Seattle’s gay area and saw a Marquee Billboard saying that the theater was playing “Black Stallion” which of course made me picture some lean chocolatey muscley studs who are incredibly well hung fuck machines as I figure it would make anyone think who saw the title….turned out it was about an actual horse that ended up a racing horse and the relationship it had with some boy…I admit it was touching and made me cry but it wasn’t touching in the right ways and tears weren’t the fluid I wanted out of me.? Well Black N Large 2 is the movie that “Black Stallion” should have been.

If you like black guys and daydreaming about feasting on that dark meat like I do (and who wouldn’t except some rednecks and pick-up truck driving hicks who don’t appreciate the finer aspects of our lifestyle anyway) then Black N Large 2 is a definite must-see for you.? The photographer really knew his stuff and made the best use of light and white and colorful backdrops to really emphasize the ebony sheen and glistening sweat on the actor’s muscled onyx skins.? My only critique for Black N Large 2 is that especially in the last scene, it was obvious that these lean mean fuck machines were gangstas but to the best of my understanding, gangstas run as a gang…so where was the gangbang?? Hopefully the makers of this movie will remedy this problem in the next one they make, otherwise four big swishes of ivory on ebony cumstreamers.